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I am a programmer, i have no life :)) true..

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i want this one…

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very true.. hahahaha

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myconsole:

A wife asks her husband, a computer programmer, “Could you please go to the store for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6!”

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.

The wife asks him, “Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk?”

He replied, “They had eggs.”

 

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myconsole:

worriedaboutblank:

And now for jokes 90% of my audience won’t get!

Function(“LOL”);

dontwait4tomorrow:

how to make effective program…

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appeal….

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oh yeah…

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pls follow before reblog.. tnx@!

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cout»”pls follow me before you reblog, im begging you!”;

cin«a;

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fuckyeahcomputerscience:

xkcd: Good Code

Console.WriteLine(“follow me, before you reblog..”);

fuckyeahcomputerscience:

Abstruse Goose » Master and Servant

hahaha nice!