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#include<stdio.h>

main()

{

int x, y, z;

int smallest, greatest;

printf(“enter value for x: “);

scanf(“%d”, &x);

printf(“enter value for y: “);

scanf(“%d”, &y);

printf(“enter value for z: “);

scanf(“%d”, &z);

if(x > y)

{

greatest = x;

if(y > z)

smallest = z;

else

smallest = y;

}

else if(y > z)

{

greatest = y;

if(x > z)

smallest = z;

else

smallest = x;

}

else if(z > x)

{

greatest = z;

if(x > y)

smallest = y;

else

smallest = x;

}

printf(“greatest is %d\n\nsmallest is %d\n\n”, greatest, smallest);

}

1. .MODEL small
2. .STACK 100h
3. .DATA
4. prompt1 db “Enter the value for x: “, ‘$’
5. prompt2 db “Enter the value for y: “, ‘$’
6. newLine db 0ah, 0dh, 0ah, 0dh, ‘$’
7. greater db ” is greater than “, ‘$’
8. x db 0
9. y db 0
11. .CODE
12. mov ax, @DATA
13. mov ds, ax
15. mov dx, OFFSET prompt1
16. mov ah, 09h
17. int 21h
19. mov ah, 01h
20. int 21h
21. mov x, al
23. mov dx, OFFSET newLine
24. mov ah, 09h
25. int 21h  
27. mov dx, OFFSET prompt2
28. mov ah, 09h
29. int 21h
31. mov ah, 01h
32. int 21h
34. mov y, al
36. mov dx, OFFSET newLine
37. mov ah, 09h
38. int 21h
40. ;w/c is greater than w/c
41. mov al, x
42. cmp al, y
43. jg GREATER_THAN
44. mov dl, y
45. mov ah, 02h
46. int 21h
48. mov dx, OFFSET greater
49. mov ah, 09h
50. int 21h
52. mov dl, x
53. mov ah, 02h
54. int 21h
55. jmp END_
57. GREATER_THAN:
58. mov dl, x
59. mov ah, 02h
60. int 21h
62. mov dx, OFFSET greater
63. mov ah, 09h
64. int 21h
66. mov dl, y
67. mov ah, 02h
68. int 21h
70. END_:
71. mov ah, 4ch
72. int 21h
74. END

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back to school na naman…

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A wife asks her husband, a computer programmer, “Could you please go to the store for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6!”

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.

The wife asks him, “Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk?”

He replied, “They had eggs.”

 

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